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Rallard

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: LONG BEACH, CA
Job: Slacker

MIKE JONES... WHO? CHYEAH... 2813308004!!! CYEAH... TIPPIN ON FO-FO's... BACK DEN HOS DIDNT WANT ME NOW IM HOT THEY ALL ON ME

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Sign-Up Date:
11/29/06

Level: 3
Aura: Light

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 12
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Rank #: 115,909

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Exp. Points: 60 / 100
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Voting Pow.: 2.97 votes

BBS Posts: 2,402 (2.13 per day)
Flash Reviews: 24
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Martyrs

Posted by Rallard Apr. 23, 2009 @ 10:12 AM EDT

If you get the chance, watch this movie. It's foreign but I'm sure there's plenty of sites streaming it online. It's literally the last good horror movie I've seen and I watched it over a few months ago.

Don't read any reviews or even what the movie is about if you can. It's best to just watch it without any idea of whats going on because there's a lot of twists and turns.

And... yeah. If you've seen it, tell me what you think?

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heheh... chyh,... chyh... IM BACK.

Posted by Rallard Dec. 12, 2008 @ 7:12 PM EST

After a short break (read previous entry) I decided to come back to this god awful site. I might've gotten user of the day a while ago, according to a poster in my last entry, so that's pretty funny considering I haven't even logged on since June or July.

Probably won't be on as much as previously, maybe I will, we'll just have to wait and see how long before I crack under the pressure of the stuff mentioned in the last entry.

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DONE.

Posted by Rallard Jun. 1, 2008 @ 1:30 PM EDT

I've had it with this site. Not the flash content, of course, but the abundance of idiocy that plagues the forums. If anything, I'd say NG's forums are the equivalent of 4chan's retarded baby sister.

So... I'll probably never post on the forums here again, and stick to gaming and drug forums, stuff that actually interests me and places where I can actually relate to the people posting. I can't relate to retarded fake stories about rape, pictures with dicks plastered all over them, furry fags, fat metal head kids, and idiots that think that drawings of japanese chicks are better than actual porn.

It's strange. I've literally been on the forums since I was in middle school (see old account) and through all those years, I never made a single online "friend." I guess it has to do with the fact that I can't relate to anyone here.

Might still review flashes, if anything good comes up. Time will tell.

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Newgrounders' lives are boring, 90% of the time.

Posted by Rallard May. 6, 2008 @ 12:40 PM EDT

Seriously, every thread I click that I find remotely interesting turns up being a joke. Ends with someone being raped in a fake way, the fresh prince thing, or something incredibly stupid like that. I seriously don't understand the humor and I probably never will.

I find it ironic too, because reading pothead forums (like waytoomany) has much more interesting stories than anything I've ever found on Newgrounds. Apparently, according to anti-pot commercials at least, your life becomes boring and dull and consists of sitting watching TV all day after you smoke weed. But the stories I've read and occasionally shared take the cake.

... Oh well.

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enlighten yoself

Posted by Rallard Mar. 2, 2008 @ 8:39 PM EST

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...

Posted by Rallard Jan. 2, 2008 @ 5:37 PM EST

no comments

also happy new year

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ugh

Posted by Rallard Dec. 10, 2007 @ 11:14 PM EST

About time for another blog post I guess, because I'm sick of seeing the gas mask since that's old news and something I rarely even use anymore. Don't get me wrong, it's cool as all hell, but one hit from that mother fucker and your house smells like ash for two days. Not to mention cleaning, because I have no clue how to clean out the filter in a gas mask when it's not even detachable. Still, it's awesome, as was my entire last week.

Not going to go into explicit detail, but let's just say I drank myself retarded almost every single day excluding last Monday, when I can't even remember what I did. I'd say four or five of those nights were met with not just drunk escapades, but crunk escapades. And one of the straight up drunk nights was thanks to my friend's stepmom, which was totally unexpected. Wasn't the drunkest I've ever been (evident by the next morning, when the worse that I got was a headache and an upset stomach for like... an hour) but still... cramming down booze a week before your friends' finals is hella fun.

Oh yeah, and I discovered smoking mary during a hangover is like, the best remedy ever.

\when dat stress burns my brain jus leik acid raindrops mary jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop\

UPDATE 12/16: just came back from a weekend in the mountains. lots of booze and snow... and uh... didnt throw up for the first time after mixing hard liquor and beer. congrats 2 myself

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pew pew pew

Posted by Rallard Nov. 6, 2007 @ 12:22 PM EST

CALIFORNIA LOOOOOOVE~

World War 1 mask that my friend bought. I'm holding it for him, so yeah.

A lot of people get creeped out by it. It's understandable, because the damn thing looks and feels like it was just dug up from the trenches and stained on the goggles with mustard gas. Good party item regardless.

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oh shit son

Posted by Rallard Oct. 24, 2007 @ 4:52 PM EDT

So, yeah, SoCal is on fire or whatever as everyone already knows. I happen to be near one major one, about two miles away, which also sparked ANOTHER fire on a nearby hill. So basically my house is in between two burning hills.

The major one seems to be getting worse and worse. Like, two days ago I saw it from an adjacent hill and it was pretty bad, but now it's burning more it seems. A lot of my friends have been evacuated and one decided to stay, despite the fact that his backyard is pretty much on fire and soot covers his whole lawn.

Below is the fire on the day after it started; so far it's gotten a lot worse.

BADA BING

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uzzaaah

Posted by Rallard Oct. 10, 2007 @ 3:06 PM EDT

my parents finally got a divorce, but my dad froze our assets (cuz he's a captain douchebag), canceled my phone service, and took all the money out of the bank. so then my mom put more in from her parents and he stole that too. i hope he fucking goes to jail, i hate that prick.

that aside, i have one dollar left in my wallet now. spent my last $20 to go to a job interview that i tanked, so i'm not really expecting a phone call any time soon. but if i somehow miraculously get the job, $10 an hour is gonna kick ass.

also shaved my head. i look like a dildo now :3

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