Score: 8

"Not deserving of the horrible scores."

submission: Pac vs Alien

date: December 16, 2009

Not a bad flash game, pretty basic stuff but incredibly frustrating at times (like at the well level and the asteroid level). I liked the space invaders level and the last one, which were both nice takes on classic games.

And for the first time in a long while, I actually felt somewhat accomplished after beating a flash game.

Score: 8

"Deadmau5!!"

submission: Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

date: May 13, 2009

Along with the title DMX cover... was about the only good thing to me in this flash. Granted, it had moments, and I laughed at Raver Cap. Falcon with his PLUR... but the other submissions kinda sucked.

Didn't watch it the whole way through, once I got to that guy that said he drew with his dick I got really bored.

Still, not terrible, and some are worth a watch.

Score: 9

"ROFL"

submission: A Very PS3 Christmas

date: December 16, 2008

When he said SEE YA and rushed out, I couldn't stop laughing.

Score: 10

"Very frustrating, but a good time consumer."

submission: Maverick

date: September 15, 2008

Took me a little over 40 minutes to beat the game, and I sorta liked how you had to backtrack once you got to level 15. Normally I'd hate it, but since you reversed the gravity it was like playing totally new levels, and the music playing backwards was a good touch too.

Error code took me by surprise.

Regardless, 102 deaths later, I finally finished. Good job on a pretty unique game.

Score: 9

"Haha."

submission: Grand Theft Awesome

date: June 20, 2008

Captured GTA IV pretty well. Except after a while of playing I said, "I paid fucking 60 dollars for this?!" rather than 50. :(

Score: 7

"Nothing great."

submission: Assassin's Weed

date: November 28, 2007

When I saw the title, I got a little excited because I've been playing AC while smoking recently. But... lo and behold, I watch the flash and find out that none of it has an even subtle connection to weed. Instead, I'm met with half-assed jokes, an annoyingly voice acted Altair, and mediocre animation.

The spoon part was relatively funny. The rest wasn't, especially when he was discussing the monk praying. Yeah, we fucking got it: the game is unrealistic and the AI in it is retarded. You should've put less time in that joke, because it dragged on (as did the fall when he jumped off the building -- how many times has that joke been done? -_-;)

I guess it wasn't all bad, though. Misleading title pissed me off, the jokes sucked, but it still had it's moments... sorta. Thanks for crushing my hopes. :(

Score: 10

"Hahaha."

submission: How 2 Succeed on NG

date: November 20, 2007

I know you claim it isn't directed towards any specific flashes, but the fact of the matter is that your non-subtle way of describing everything shows that it's obviously geared towards at least Egoraptor's Awesome Compilations and that shitty school fighting flash that some idiot made. (can't think of the name - it's not worth trying to search it up, either.)

And I don't think you could be any more right about them.

Also, Ice Cube song at the end notched this up to a 10. Great job, probably my favorite flash in a long time.

Score: 7

"Not too shabby."

submission: absolute.Madness

date: October 9, 2007

I beat this on my first playthrough, but that's only thanks to a bug. As people have already mentioned, some enemies shoot through walls, bodies get in the way of bullets (even if you're aiming over them), and towards the end of the game I lagged a lot.

I probably would've died on the zombie boss had he not glitched out. Like, he was coming for me, then got stuck against a box so I just shot his head over the box. Once I got his gun it was pretty easy from there.

I did like the final battle, despite the fact that it was pretty laggy for me. Jesus and Clown at the same time :O... But yeah, decent game overall, but you should try and resubmit it without the bugs.

Score: 8

"Ohman..."

submission: Pussy Hairs

date: September 13, 2007

Instant classic. Also, gonna have "pussy hairs *catchy beat* on my toilet seat" stuck in my head for a while.

Score: 7

"Bit dull in terms of creativity, but not too bad."

submission: 360 - Console Wars

date: April 6, 2007

I'm not really a fan of any of the next gen systems, so when it comes to my opinion on which is better, I can't say. I also don't like 300 (in fact, I almost hate it now since it's so overrated by teenagers), so it was pretty hard for me to be unbiased. Regardless, I tried my best.

The only problem I found with the flash was the fact that XBOX360s were the Spartans. If you ask someone on the street with an average income what next gen system they bought, they'd probably say either XBOX360 or Wii. PS3s are much rarer due to the expensiveness. So, I'd compare PS3 to Spartans -- superior games in terms of graphics (not necessarily fun though) -- and XBOX360s as Persians, since they are much greater in number due to an earlier release date and smaller price tag.

But my guess is that you just made PS3s Spartans because they're black. Go you.